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Title: IRENE AND MATTY TRY... SPEED DATING BY KELSZZLES Panel 1: Irene and Matty sit outside at night and chat. Irene: So, I went to the movies with Josie and Vi the other day. Matty: Oh, yeah. How was it? Panel 2: Irene leans on her hand. Irene: They're my friends and I like hanging out with them but... Panel 3: Irene is sitting in the cinema with her arms folded while Josie and Vi sit next to her, Josie holding Vi's arm. Irene: I always feel like such a massive third wheel! Panel 4: Irene holds up her drink can. Irene: And it's not just them! Panel 5: Irene is walking next to Josie and Vi, who have hearts abobe their heads. Irene: Josie and Vi Panel 6: Irene watches on as Daphne and Runn, hearts above their heads, eat together. Irene: Daphne and Runn Panel 7: Irene glares at Isabel and Ollie as they hug while playing video games, hearts also above their heads. Irene: Isabel and Ollie Panel 8: Irene holds her head in despair. Irene: Why are all my friends dating each other!? Panel 9: Irene and Matty think about this. Matty: I wonder if this is more of an issue in gay friend groups than straight ones. Irene: I don't care about WHY! I want a solution! Panel 1: Matty holds up their drink bottle. Matty: Get a girlfriend? Panel 2: Irene starts to say something. Irene: I'm Panel 3: Matty is startled by Irene suddenly shouting. Irene: TRYING! Panel 4: Irene holds up her phone. Irene: You have no idea what it's like on these dating apps. Panel 5: Irene scrolls through her phone. Irene: I told you about the girl who tried to get me to read her Overwatch fanfic? Matty: Uh huh. Panel 6: Matty smiles at Irene Matty: You need to get off the apps and meet some women in person. Panel 7: Matty looks at their phone. Matty: There have to me some- Oh. Irene: What? Panel 8: Matty shows their phone to Irene. Matty: Lesbian and bi speed dating. It's this weekend. Panel 9: Irene looking up and pleads with Matty. Irene: Do you want to go together? Panel 10: Matty looks concerned. Matty: You're not going to go if I don't, are you? Panel 11: Irene shakes her head and pouts. Panel 12: Matty sighs. Title: That weekend... Panel 1: Inside the bar, people sit at tables and chatter. Panel 2: Irene, now dressed up for a night out, introduces herself. Irene: My name is Irene, I'm 26, and I'm a research assistant at the Royal Hospital. Panel 3: Irene's speed dating partner is surprised. Irene's partner: You work at the hospital? Are you like, a doctor or something? Panel 4: The two continue to talk. Irene: Like I said, I'm- Irene's partner: I could never be a doctor. That's so scary. Panel 5: Irene is visibly annoyed that her partner isn't listening to her. Panel 6: Matty introduces themself. Matty: My name is Matilda, but everyone calls me Matty,and I'm 25. Panel 7: Matty and their speed dating partner talk. Matty's partner: What are your pronouns? Matty: They/them... mostly. Panel 8: Matty's partner holds up a pencil. Matty's partner: I just think it's SO important to ask EVERYONE. Panel 9: Matty's partner has only written down pronouns for Matty. Panel 10: Matty is confused. Matty: Is it? Panel 11: Matty slides into Irene's table. Matty: Well? Anyone catch your eye? Panel 12: Irene looks unsure. Irene: I don't know... Maybe. Panel 13: An unknown woman approaches the two. Woman: What's going on over here? Panel 1: The woman slides in next to Irene, who looks annoyed. Woman: Have you two found love already? Irene: ...What? Panel 2: Matty interrupts. Matty: We're just friends. Woman: REALLY!? Panel 3: The woman elbows Irene, who is getting more and more fed up with her. Woman: You have such a couple's vibe! You're really not together? Irene: Truly. Panel 4: The woman smiles. Woman: Why not? Panel 5: Irene is about to snap, but Matty interrupts. Irene: Why don't you mind your- Matty: Hey. Panel 6: Matty holds up their phone and talks to Irene. Matty: We have to leave now, or we'll be late for our dinner reservation. Panel 7: The woman makes room so Irene can leave the table. Irene: ...Sorry. Gotta go. Woman: See ya. Panel 8: It's dark outside. Panel 9: Irene and Matty walk down the street. Irene: What was her problem? A 'couple's vibe?' Panel 10: Irene shouts as Matty looks concerned. Irene: It's called being FRIENDS. Does she not know what FRIENDS are!? Panel 11: Irene turns to Matty. Irene: Did you actually make a reservation somewhere? Matty: No, it was just an excuse to get out of there. Panel 12: Irene and Matty walk away into the city. Irene: Let's find somewhere to eat, then. Title: The End
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